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A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?" The officer replies: "It's an Arsenal fan, he's just so depressed about losing the Champions league final to Barcalona,Teirry Henry is leaving,and he'll never get to go to Highbury again, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him." "Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?". "Only about a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning." 
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18-05-2006, 08:00 PM
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Lol
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19-05-2006, 01:43 PM
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ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2006 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guest speaker: Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
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19-05-2006, 04:28 PM
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Lol ok point taken
What about this one :P A gold miner in South Africa has a tragic accident and loses his leg, he turns to his mate in Hospital and says "i'm screwed now mate, who'll want a 1 legged gold digger?" his mate says "Try Paul McCartney" I thank you....I'm here all week
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21-05-2006, 07:01 PM
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 . They are getting better
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