just something to chuckle at

paul and heather macartney are having a trailseparation when the papers asked them how they felt paul said hes was gutted and heathers response was its not the first time ive had a separation at least now i can stand on my own foot.

[Rick]

rofl.
I remember the words to one of his songs
"as she lay there on the river bank
my heart began to quiver
she undid one stocking
and her leg fell in the river"

Classic

pmsl

[kevw]

Heard on the news earlier that she may get £1m or something like that for every year they were married, which was 4 years.

Paul McCartney has said that he is confidentto fight her in court knowing that she won't have a leg to stand on