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Old 30-11-2007, 01:50 PM
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Dear Anglers,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my rod holdall so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the
girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped
them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my rods, that I noticed that the top section of my carp rod appeared to have a hairline crack right by the tip ring.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the tackle shop where I bought it?


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Old 30-11-2007, 01:53 PM
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Come on Rainey, its time to step up the game and beat that joke.............
I just don't have the energy... im just along for the ride now... until next time...
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