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Old 30-11-2007, 06:35 PM
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Well - it's pretty obvious that she's cheating on you man - I mean, for christs sake, you saw her buttoning up her blouse and putting her knickers back on - it's obvious that the taxi driver that brings her home is not being paid in cash. I'd get a Private Investigator to check on her a whole load more, go see a solicitor and start divorce proceedings immediately - as she could possibly clean you out while your at work.

My heart bleeds for you man - good luck,

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PS - are the rods Greys with the lifetime warranty ?
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Old 30-11-2007, 06:39 PM
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The thing is master blanker she doesn't earn much, so I pay for her night out. If she can get a free taxi home that's more money in my tackle fund.
After all it's only the taxi driver that probably means she's having casual sex, not a relationship.

If she does the same with the tesco van driver, milkman, and all my 'utilities' providers. I'll be able to upgrade all my tackle so I couldn't give a toss about the cracked rod.

Plus if she's getting her 'oats' else where I wont have to put up with her pestering me with alcoholic breath and smelly sweaty body after a night out. And my **** won't smell of fish in the morning. (thinking about it I quite like the fishy smell the smell of success!).

Thanks for the tip re the private investigator Masterblanker. After all I need to know who's receiving her favours otherwise I won't know who owes me.

Respect to you Masterblanker for taking the time to reply to my plea you've really made me see whats important in my relationship.

P.S. If I introduce her to my bank manager I could afford the Basia's I've been drooling over.

P.P.S Anybody know a tackle dealer going a bit short?

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The thing is master blanker she doesn't earn much, so I pay for her night out. If she can get a free taxi home that's more money in my tackle fund.
After all it's only the taxi driver that probably means she's having casual sex, not a relationship.

If she does the same with the tesco van driver, milkman, and all my 'utilities' providers. I'll be able to upgrade all my tackle so I couldn't give a toss about the cracked rod.

Plus if she's getting her 'oats' else where I wont have to put up with her pestering me with alcoholic breath and smelly sweaty body after a night out. And my **** won't smell of fish in the morning. (thinking about it I quite like the fishy smell the smell of success!).

Thanks for the tip re the private investigator Masterblanker. After all I need to know who's receiving her favours otherwise I won't know who owes me.

Respect to you Masterblanker for taking the time to reply to my plea you've really made me see whats important in my relationship.

P.S. If I introduce her to my bank manager I could afford the Basia's I've been drooling over.

P.P.S Anybody know a tackle dealer going a bit short?
thats class!!!!!
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