something for everybody to laugh at

i pulled this girl the other week but was so smashed i cant remember anything. Now im meeting her and im gonna have to phone her to ask what she looks like lol

[Blue]

You smooooooooothy you, you sure know how to treat 'em lad. I dont think that phone call will fill her with confidence!

She'll answer and go "yea, im 6ft, blond, big boobies, greeeat sense of humour etc, when in reality, as we all know, when your p1ssed, this looks like a princess...................

[Red Jim]

Ha ha, This sounds familiar! Happened to me a few years ago!

I pulled this girl in a club, exchanged numbers and went our separate ways. In the wee small hours she text me to see if I'd like to see her again, but at this stage I was starting to sober up and really couldn't remember what the hell she looked like! Not wanting to be rude I said yes (idiot!).

Thinking fast on my feet (or flat on my back with a pounding headache!) I thought out a cunning plan...

I remembered she was a student living on campus... so if you're gonna arrange to meet her in town for a drink she'll have to get the bus. So I arranged to meet her off the bus at the bus stop. GENIUS! All I had to do was get there in plenty of time, assume a low profile position, and watch everyone get off the bus to see if I recognised anyone! Once everyone had got off the bus and buggered off, there was one bird left sat on her own who looked vaguely familiar! BINGO!

[Bet]

Pmsl

[PJW]

Originally Posted by Blue

this looks like a princess...................

Oi! where did you get the picture of the bird from Astbury????

I met her in a drunken stuper, 'onest m'lord.

[Sam]

lol like your idea.red jim

[shaun]

Originally Posted by carpologist

i pulled this girl the other week but was so smashed i cant remember anything. Now im meeting her and im gonna have to phone her to ask what she looks like lol

ha ha nice one , good luck

i went and met her and ditched her after 10 minutes yeah she was ok looking but talk about borin the girl was like the living dead i would have got done for necrophilia.but the nite was a good un i got attacked by a dog thats karma for ya now im having trouble casting 10 yards

Originally Posted by carpologist

i went and met her and ditched her after 10 minutes yeah she was ok looking but talk about borin the girl was like the living dead i would have got done for necrophilia.but the nite was a good un i got attacked by a dog thats karma for ya now im having trouble casting 10 yards

At least she was good looking. When i did it i had this picture of a princess stuck in my mind and she had this very sexy voice over the phone while arranging a date so i just thought i had hit jackpot and she was a really beauty....
Lets just say the stella beer goggles must have kicked in that night and having a wonderful sexy phone voice just wasnt enough and that date just happened to be the last...

[Bet]

the nite was a good un i got attacked by a dog

was it the 2 or 4 legged kind
so to clarify, you ditched your date and got savaged by a dog and you say thats a good night out sounds pants to me

[Blue]

Originally Posted by carpologist

but the nite was a good un i got attacked by a dog

Blimey, where did you take her out, Battersea Dogs Home??

i found out last night the girl had a toe missing lol.i really am gonna stop drinking to much a girl with 4 toes, and then assalted by some scally thug, i cant even eat my kebab cause he knocked it out my hand whislt slapping me, then get dragged to the ground by a police dog and i didnt even slap the lad back cause i didnt want trouble my fridays are for fishing and rig tying now lol

[shaun]

Originally Posted by carpologist

i found out last night the girl had a toe missing lol.i really am gonna stop drinking to much a girl with 4 toes, and then assalted by some scally thug, i cant even eat my kebab cause he knocked it out my hand whislt slapping me, then get dragged to the ground by a police dog and i didnt even slap the lad back cause i didnt want trouble my fridays are for fishing and rig tying now lol

ha ha bit of a unlucky night if ya ask me matey. stick to the banks for the time being mate

[Blue]

Originally Posted by carpologist

i found out last night the girl had a toe missing lol.i really am gonna stop drinking to much a girl with 4 toes, and then assalted by some scally thug, i cant even eat my kebab cause he knocked it out my hand whislt slapping me, then get dragged to the ground by a police dog and i didnt even slap the lad back cause i didnt want trouble my fridays are for fishing and rig tying now lol

It WAS you I saw on 'Police, Camera, Action' then!

just gotta make a phone call to Micheal Burke at the BBC..........

[gaz]

lol reminds me of a time a few years back in a local night club went to the bar get a bevvy and a saw a lady next to me so being the gentleman that i am said hello to which she announced her dad had died i was like sorry duck next thing i remember her tongue was down my throat after a bit of heavy petting i told her i was going toilet as i walked in a bloke approached me and announced it was his wife and would i like to go back to theres with them!!!!!! neadless to say i sobbered up grabbed my mates and left