monkey joke

[russ]

a man walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a pint, while hes drinking it the monkey runs riot eating crisps on the bar and leaping about
it then jumps on the pool table grabs one of the pool balls and swallows it .
the barman says "did you see what your monkey just did ? "
the man apologises, pays for the loss of the pool ball and leaves .
a couple of weeks later the man walks in again with his monkey and orders a pint
while he is drinking it the barman keeps a close eye on the monkey , it edges its way over to a bowl of cherries on the bar and picks one up , it then puts it up its bum then pulls it out and eats it .
the barman says to the man " your monkey is disgusting , what did it do that for ? !
the man replies " well after swallowing the pool ball it likes to measure everything first ! "

[shaun]

lol quality