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Old 13-07-2007, 07:31 AM
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i lost a 43lb carp at the net last week???how did i know it was 43lb????????? it had scales on it
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thats about as funny as your wife giving me the clap
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Worst joke of 2007 so far.... Infact, the term 'joke' and the above text are two seperate things.....
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