Afternoon Tickler

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A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.

She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.


The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.


The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.


Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.


The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"


The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


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[Blue]

lol Clever........

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol nice 1

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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."













Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!"

[TheDoctor46]

Lol :d