double entendres

[whogotmelighter]

Subject: FW: 12 best double entendres of all time
> >
> >
> > 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
> > Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
> >
> > 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves
> > it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
> >
> > 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> > horse. I once rode her mother."
> >
> > 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
> > that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> > the Oxford crew."
> >
> > 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
> > Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
> > takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just
> > said??"
> >
> >
> > 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
> > Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
> >
> > 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
> > to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So
> > Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only
> > did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they
> > were laughing so hard!
> >
> > 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
> > today after a 69 yesterday."
> >
> > 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
> > said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
> > night like this."
> >
> > 10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
> > Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
> > gets."
> >
> > 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
> > to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
> > remarked:
> >
> > "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> > come in his shorts."
> >
> > 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> > Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
> > to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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[sky pod]

tremendous

Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Awesome Lol

[TEZZA]

pmsl quality

[shaun]

quality

[russ]

pmsl , thats brilliant !

[denojustcarpin]

Just finishing me night shift 4am and just read, blo**y woke me up no end.
some crackers there lol.
Deno

[Callum91]

haha thats gr8

[dave]

A woman once asked me for a double entendre...

So I gave her one!


I'll get me coat... Taxi!!!

[mike burke]

lmao 9 is quality

[chukie]

lmao mate

[ChrisKnapper]

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> > horse. I once rode her mother."

PMSL!!!

Chris