Laws Of The Natural Universe

[gazza]

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
(every one of these is true)


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.



Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.



Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.



Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).



Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.



Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.



Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.



Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.



Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

[TheDoctor46]

Nice one !

[TheDoctor46]

Originally Posted by gazza

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
(every one of these is true)
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

These two apply to me

[Bet]

These for me lol

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.