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Old 22-03-2007, 12:15 PM
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im sat in the office eating my dinner now my boss has just come in and went of on one cause i changed the radio station and i just got a warning for it how sad can people possibly be. i love my job
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:18 PM
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bang a turd in one of his desk drawers when hes not there
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:22 PM
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p!ss on his pen
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:24 PM
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I once got a sturn talking to in a previous job for 'branding' a member of staff with a red hot clipper lighter!
The guy worked for me and knee'd me in the thigh to give me a dead leg! Just for a laugh!
I was not laughing! Nor was he after!
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:26 PM
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Selopate the ball on this mouse (so it doesnt move).........they never see it coming and get well cheesed off!!!
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:27 PM
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p!ss on his pen
Better still 'scif' his pen!

What I mean by this is, have you seen how most people put the end of their pen in their mouth!

Well, if you are to place the pen upon your person somewhere where it doesn't smell too good - then hopefully he should get a wiff of this aroma whilst moving said pen towards mouth!

He'll never be able to prove it's you! Sheer class!

That'll teach him for making you listen to crap on the radio!
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:31 PM
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Selopate the ball on this mouse (so it doesnt move).........they never see it coming and get well cheesed off!!!

Again - harder to detect, put a small piece of paper under the ball inside his mouse! everything still looks fine then!

Loosen the wire in the back of his phone or flick out a couple of keys on his keyboard and change them around - just one or two but they have to be letters from his name, then when he tries to log into the pc, not recognised!!!
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:31 PM
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snag line -

Arent you a boss???

Dont be putting that ball point near your mouth! lol
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:32 PM
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Better still 'scif' his pen!

What I mean by this is, have you seen how most people put the end of their pen in their mouth!

Well, if you are to place the pen upon your person somewhere where it doesn't smell too good - then hopefully he should get a wiff of this aroma whilst moving said pen towards mouth!

He'll never be able to prove it's you! Sheer class!

That'll teach him for making you listen to crap on the radio!
lol..good 1
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:49 PM
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:53 PM
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pmsl love the foil 1..lol..
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Old 22-03-2007, 12:54 PM
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in fact id keep the foil 1 unless theres a real tree version.
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