stupidest thing you have ever got a ballocking at work for

[iggy]

my brothers mate got sacked for going into the womans toilet doing a number 2 so the place stank and then put a chewed up mars bar on the seat.

[TEZZA]

Originally Posted by iggy

my brothers mate got sacked for going into the womans toilet doing a number 2 so the place stank and then put a chewed up mars bar on the seat.

pmsl

[shaun]

they are quality blue

[PJW]

Old fire extinguishers used to have two chemicals in them, when mixed together produced foam......once got a boll***ing after pouring one chemical into the toilet bowl, the other into the systern of the clerks toilet, the resultant "snow storm in the lav's when she pulled the chain and the two parts mixed was hillarious

[TEZZA]

[quote=PJW;44582]Old fire extinguishers used to have two chemicals in them, when mixed together produced foam......once got a boll***ing after pouring one chemical into the toilet bowl, the other into the systern of the clerks toilet, the resultant "snow storm in the lav's when she pulled the chain and the two parts mixed was hillarious [/QUOTE


pmsl...best 1 yet

[Callum91]

I got in trouble for leaving the paper sticking out of a letter box haha.. how pathetic!

Callum... =]

[russ]

once fitted a window for a customer finished it off beautifully ( or so i thought ) only when i finished i realised id put it in upside down !

[carpking]

russ that is awesome fancy a job at my neighbours

[andy_s]

i once got sacked for not being fast enough to 5 peoples work all at once.

When i started there was me and 2 other guys, we struggled but with a bit of au-gratis over time we got by, then they both left and it was just me and the management decided that i was under too much pressure. So instead of gettin me some help they sacked me./

Top management decision that if you ask me

but its all good coz i now i have a new job working within 10 mins of poynton, compstall and coombs res.

[Getafix]

Spending time on forums instead of actually doing something more productive is what I usually get bollocked for!

Hope IT doesnt read this LOL.

Gaz

[ChrisKnapper]

Originally Posted by Snagged line

Better still 'scif' his pen!

What I mean by this is, have you seen how most people put the end of their pen in their mouth!

Well, if you are to place the pen upon your person somewhere where it doesn't smell too good - then hopefully he should get a wiff of this aroma whilst moving said pen towards mouth!

He'll never be able to prove it's you! Sheer class!

That'll teach him for making you listen to crap on the radio!

Trust you think of something like that Snag...lol

Chris