Why Computers Sometimes Crash

[gazza]

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
>(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
>
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
>at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
>abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>
>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
>double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
>corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and
>your system's gonna crash!
>
>If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
>connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
>another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
>
>And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
>icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and
>go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
>
>When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
>code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
>the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
>computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
>
>Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

[Bet]

Lol I didn't understand a word,did you?

[gazza]

Absolutely not

[Nige]

Originally Posted by bet

Lol I didn't understand a word,did you?

NOPE

Very cheesy though!

[TheDoctor46]

Me neither

[Stig]

Originally Posted by gazza

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
>(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
>
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
>
>?

Well if my bus is interrupted it wont be a bother coz where i live buses come in 3s anyway so there will be another right behind the interrupted one

No i didn't understand a word of it either