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Old 31-01-2007, 10:02 PM
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Default New Retail Store

an interesting new store format called the "Husband Store" has opened
in Manchester. Needless to say, the store sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:-

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the
value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs


The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids
and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with
Housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework
and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.


The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.


The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited
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Old 31-01-2007, 10:30 PM
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