Guts or Balls ?

Medical Distinctions:

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS* - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "Don't
worry, you're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death!

[Cliff]

Nice one lol