Funny letters

[Rick]

Those of you who used to read Viz know the type of thing. If you still read Viz then i believe Julian will be starting a new section for you, where you can do some colouring in lol.

With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces
soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a
couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found him quickly enough
the last time he played hide and seek with them.

Shuggie, Email


I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My
dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in
customs.
Stan, Email

I am married to a Chinese lady, and people often ask me if she
was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail
looses around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest
that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme.
She was sent by DHL next day delivery.
L Palmer, London

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd
just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge.
He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh now huh pete?
P, Leeds

COULD the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on the muslim cleric Abu Hamsa.
Les Barnsley,Email

HOW come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the word N***er on his
multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my
son's football match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law
for the rich and another for the poor.
Reg Ashcroft, Bradford