Birth Control

[gazza]

A doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life, finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass
of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks..................................And believe me, it helps me
sleep at night."

[Bet]

[Nige]

LOL, not bad