Not for the french trip

[davidg]

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular

looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several

minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the

unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the

Frenchman had a big red slap markon his cheek. The blonde thought - "That

French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put

his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face" The fat

lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and

she smacked him". The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his

hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Englishman thought -

"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French t**t again."

[kerrwaf]

lol

[PJW]

Is there any room in Gazza's taxi

[shaun]

lol