North vs South

[Elton]

Julian and I have worked with each other for quite a few years now and regularly give each other a bit of North-South stick (should I admit that here!).

Anyway, both our wives are expecting babies around the same time, so it's time to place your bets....

Julian was a 'jump ahead', so to speak, in getting Lisa full of arms and legs about 4.7 seconds after the vicar said, "You may kiss the bride." I had to recover from the hangover induced by that funny warm beer you all drunk at his reception and then drive nearly three thousand miles back to Suffolk (I'd left my passport in the hotel room, so had to go back), so Tania is due about a week later.

Thing is, this is Tania's second and, err, aren't they supposed to fall out after one's been pushed out?

So, what's it to be first - a new Northern Monkey or another wee Southern Softy? And will mine be a PB?

[Julian Grattidge]

PMSL – I’ve been telling all my angling mate’s that I’ve been feeding her up in the hope of having a good double for the first trophy shots.

Not working though, the midwife said the other day it looked like it was going to be a small baby, guess we’ll find out in a few weeks time!

[gazza]

Good luck to the pair of you, especially Julian seein as it's your first, hope your not squeamish LOL. My bet will be for a little Northern Monkey first Get the missus on HOT curries Julian and make a monkey out of the soft southerner

[Bet]

Good luck to the pair of you, especially Julian seein as it's your first, hope your not squeamish

I'm going for jule's queen to give birth first ,
p.s if the curries don't work she could drink some caster oil,it worked for me just make sure your cars fuelled up and ready to go!!

[Stig]

Well i am very sorry Elton ive gotta go with the more northern lad & lass however i know neither of you are really botherd as long as both the new arrivals are healthy and happy.May i wish both new arrivals warmth health and happiness as they embark on the journey of life as i am certain they will both have the best starts in life with a loving home.
Hah ha becoming a dad is fantastic however the downside is your nights in the bivvy will be reduced some what .All the best for you and yours

Stig

[gaz]

good luck to both of you hope you have two healthy babies.Better get the scooby ready jules for the trip to hospital

[Chesh]

Heres to a couple of healthy babies

oh and Jules by the way you know when you came back off your honeymoon and Lisa was home alone well................................

hahahahahahahaha

I have a feeling the North will embrace the newborn first plus it will have a rod and bag of particle in his/her hand

[Elton]

Originally Posted by Chesh

Heres to a couple of healthy babies

oh and Jules by the way you know when you came back off your honeymoon and Lisa was home alone well................................

Ah, so it was you I bumped into on the way out?

[Chesh]

pmsl

[Nige]

Now now Elton and Chesh

Good Luck to both Elton and Julian and their other halves. Not going for a water-birth? Top Pool maybe ?

I've no doubt that whatever the outcome, northerners will still be better (sorry elton but u asked for it!) LOL, good luck and er, get fishing before it's too late!

[davidg]

Best of luck lads. Bets right, castor oil and orange - worked both times with my good lady

Originally Posted by gaz

good luck to both of you hope you have two healthy babies.Better get the scooby ready jules for the trip to hospital

Do you really think he'll let his fair lady in the scooby when shes about to dump the little un and all that nasty stuff that comes with it ! Thats what ambulances are for ...........

Seriously tho the best of luck to both the ladies in question................. ill have a fiver on the Norther lass tho

[TheDoctor46]

Good luck to the both of you. As long as their both healthy babies it don't matter. My moneys on the cockney!!!!

[Niblet]

The southern softy will be born first, they always come first down there, no stamina..... So i've been told!

[Elton]

Nothing yet.

Dawned on me today that Friday, Lisa's due day, is not only the end of a VAT quarter for me, but also a financial year end.

Did Julian plan that well, or what?!!!!!