How to get a date

[gazza]

Getting a Date

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this
one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say I'm a
lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said
"No,"
he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early
in
the morning.

She said, "Oh, your a lawyer?"

He said, "Why yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they were in bed he started to
laugh to himself.

She asked what was so funny.

He answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 45 minutes, and I'm already
screwing someone!"