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Old 01-11-2008, 04:44 PM
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Default Boy on beach

A mother and father take their 6-year old
son to a nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices
that many of the women have boobs bigger than his
mother's,
so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they
are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to
play in the ocean
but returns to tell his mother that many of
the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the
dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy
goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and
promptly tells his mother ,

"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady
on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he
gets."


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Old 01-11-2008, 06:00 PM
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