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Old 01-11-2008, 04:35 PM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an atractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids,' Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are
you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with
wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher

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