bad joke

This is reeeaaallly bad.....

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks.

They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know, " he said,
you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No," she replies. . . . . "





She says: You just happened to catch my eye."

[braidman]

please don't give up your day job.

[gazza]

Raofl

[Bet]

Lmao

[shaun]

ha ha