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Old 17-07-2008, 03:03 PM
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Default Ginners - Love Em / Hate Em! Your Thoughts?

In an age now where you can't make a comment about the appearance of a persons skin or you're racist! (Regardless whether that be derogitory or not)

Mention that women can not complete a task (regless of the strength needed to do so) or you're sexist.

I feel the one group / collection of people that can still be truly, harmlessly be ridiculed (in a non bullying manner, before the anti's start) but just for that little bit of banter are the Gingers!

God bless their golden heads and locks of tangerine candyfloss!

The one's that always stand out in a class photo

Pubes like brillo pads and skin that will never tan so long as they possess a hole in their arse's

Lead by Ronald Mcdonald these crazy guys are everywhere!

Know one knows their true origen, Some believe they descend from aliens, others from the sea!

Ancient books speak about burning them!

I just like the fact they smell like digestive biscuits and have orange freckles!

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Old 17-07-2008, 03:05 PM
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Their also linked to being close relatives to Neanderfols (however its spelt ).

This is a FACT .
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:06 PM
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VERY GOOD LEE.
There best when they get out in the sun and end up looking like burnt dalmations!
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:09 PM
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Wait till Big dog gets hold of this one!! ha ha

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LMFAO! how shocking is that
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And I've heard that their tears can cure many diseases!

They melt in infra red light

and they can not drink with their eyes open!

You can't argue with facts guys!!!!!!!!!!!

It's science!
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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and they can not drink with their eyes open!
PMSL - What are you like!?

Read that whilst the wife was on the phone to a client - burst out laughing uncontrollably... and the more she gave me daggers the harder it was to stop!

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

Still giggling now

...and she's not ginger by the way.
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:20 PM
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...and she's not ginger by the way.

Good good - with a little work, focus and some genetic engineering this rogue gene may one day be eradicated!
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...and she's not ginger by the way.

Yeah yeah whatever
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:22 PM
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Yeah yeah whatever
Seriously MANCITY, you can pick fun, have banter, even dig so deep as to make 'yo momma' jokes!

But DONT accuse of being GINNER without hard evidence!

Lives have been lost for less!

Keep cool Jules!
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Seriously MANCITY, you can pick fun, have banter, even dig so deep as to make 'yo momma' jokes!

But DONT accuse of being GINNER without hard evidence!

Lives have been lost for less!

Keep cool Jules!
I have just wee'd
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:28 PM
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Very surprised that non of our 'Rusty Haired' forum members have stepped up to defend their sun kissed curls of joy????

Rumour has it - on a hot, sunny summers day a ginner loses it's reflection only for it to be later regained after consuming a can of IRN BRU!
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i wonder how many blood nuts are on this forum....
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Im just waiting for the people that know me to kick in.

I may well be blessed with the sun kissed curls, but if this is a factor as to why i put so many lumps on the bank then you will never take my blessing away from me!!

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Old 17-07-2008, 03:34 PM
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Iwonder if Samson was a copper head??? (Bible dude)

Please watch this......too funny!
YouTube - Hale and Pace Ginger Song
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