Todays news/Knife Crime

[famus]

i woke up in the mri coverd in claret with just a couple of tubes 4 company,wasnt lonely for long as a nice policeman turned up to tell me sum scrote had stuck a screwdriver in the back of my head, they caught him had the weapon.great i thought til he told me soon as i was well enough id be arrested 4 assault,i was and put on police bail for 2 weeks,eventually i was cleard of all charges thanks to cctv,and my screwdriver carrying pal got a fine and community service,this was five years ago and the powers that be wonder why weve reachd this point? also on the same week that the government say there gonna clamp down on knife crime they announce the end of witness annomoty??? chocolate tea pots anyone