The Funniest thing I ever saw whilst fishing

[jonnyg]

lmao on an old club water, i was sat there with my dad when we thought we could hear someone shouting help, so we didnt think nothing of it. 5 minutes later we could still hear it, on the opisite bank there was a guy called berny (the local pi*s head) collapsed in the bushes lmao think you had to be there to find it more funny.

[Dave'o]

My mate having a slash whilst playing a fish

I was once fishing a little farmers pond with my fiance's brother, we'd had a couple of pasties, and at 1pm I opened a bottle of £30 single malt and we had a couple of cheeky glasses in the sun, after 2 or three glasses my buzzer went and I jumped to my feet and proceded to run down the small bank to my rods, i got my foot caught in a raised tree root and literally did a somersault and landed onto a small reed bed 3 foot into the water, legs flailing in the air and arms waving, simon was bloody p1ssin himself I was like give me a hand and he just laughed and laughed, he eventually grabbed me and all I had was a wet ar.se
The reed bed saved me from a soaking

had a few more whiskies and howled about it

[Teddy Lad]

Fishing Pendle veiw about 2 -3 years ago , big boxig day social!!As i sleep my alarm goes and i landed a low double, which with all my socials, wakes the whole party up as we talk an discuss the capture sumone notices on the dam wall a man had jus jumped the fence an was running towards us swinging a plastic bag, sum were scared some of us were wondering wtf was going on so we walks towards him, litle do we know one of the party a gud frend of mine (in the highest respect hes a bit slow in the head) goes bak to his bivvy and dials 999 an tells the operater that a mans gunna murder him an they have to ring him back because hes no cedit haha. meanwhile we discover that the old owners had ordered a take away an that this chap was delivering it an not a murderer haha. when we get bak and explain this to my slow frend he rings 999 bak an tells them "its ok he was a black man delivering a takeaway gud nigt bye bye" hahaha. This story gets told every where as there was so many their, may not seem funny but i laughed through the cold night haha!

Originally Posted by Teddy Lad

Fishing Pendle veiw about 2 -3 years ago , big boxig day social!!As i sleep my alarm goes and i landed a low double, which with all my socials, wakes the whole party up as we talk an discuss the capture sumone notices on the dam wall a man had jus jumped the fence an was running towards us swinging a plastic bag, sum were scared some of us were wondering wtf was going on so we walks towards him, litle do we know one of the party a gud frend of mine (in the highest respect hes a bit slow in the head) goes bak to his bivvy and dials 999 an tells the operater that a mans gunna murder him an they have to ring him back because hes no cedit haha. meanwhile we discover that the old owners had ordered a take away an that this chap was delivering it an not a murderer haha. when we get bak and explain this to my slow frend he rings 999 bak an tells them "its ok he was a black man delivering a takeaway gud nigt bye bye" hahaha. This story gets told every where as there was so many their, may not seem funny but i laughed through the cold night haha!

pmsl

[TEZZA]

Originally Posted by Teddy Lad

dials 999 an tells the operater that a mans gunna murder him an they have to ring him back because hes no credit haha.

thought emergency calls were free guess you had to be there

[Teddy Lad]

Exactly , hes abit slow!! he dint knw that they were free!!

[russ]

probably the funniest thing ive seen whilst fishing was when i fished an estate lake that had a few horses and ponies in the field .
one little pony in particular was very tame and kept coming right up to my bivvy , and once i was cooking bacon outside and it literally tried to stick its nose in my frying pan and it wouldnt go away
anyhow the guy i was fishing with had some doner meat left over from a takeaway with red hot chilli sauce on it , i got a bit which was absolutely covered in the hot chilli and when the pony came up to me again i give it to it ( cruel i know )
well with my little mind i found it hilarious to see the pony snorting and flicking its tongue out for about 5 minutes and then it had a drink , nevertheless it seemed to do the trick and it stopped bothering us for the rest of the session !

[ThunderCat]

Years ago i was fishing a place with floating crust over near Knot End and this place had tons of ducks, one of these ducks then took a fancy to my bait and promptly swollowed it, The duck then decided to panic abit when it felt the hook in it's throat and promptly took off to the skies !! i was then in a position of playing in a flying duck doing circles about 70 ft in the sky above my head ! eventually i had the duck reeled in and removed the hook from its throat with the forceps so no harm done !

[russ]

Originally Posted by ThunderCat

Years ago i was fishing a place with floating crust over near Knot End and this place had tons of ducks, one of these ducks then took a fancy to my bait and promptly swollowed it, The duck then decided to panic abit when it felt the hook in it's throat and promptly took off to the skies !! i was then in a position of playing in a flying duck doing circles about 70 ft in the sky above my head ! eventually i had the duck reeled in and removed the hook from its throat with the forceps so no harm done !

like it ! ive never had one fly off on me but i have reeled in a couple of coots and they are nasty little buggers when you try and unhook them !