Imagine it...

[Chesh]

pmsl bigted you know you will only catch Jack pike on that bait so why bother its time to move on to a new bait... your talents are wasted on such a poor low nutritional bait

Get on the whale Meat......... eeerrrrr greenpeac will be onmy back soon

[bigted]

i'v just try'd ringin around for some whale meat.......no joy they all hung up on me there's always the faithfull tripple stack scotch eggs, but it's been hammerd on there though now and there's no way i'l be fishin over a bed of king edward potatoes like last time it's blow pal!! sad but true

[Bet]

pmsl

i'm guna be hair riggin a sunday joint on a lump of stripped back stealth chain tied to my tracktor

P.S can I have a drive of your tractor please Bigted, i've always wanted a go of one

[bigted]

aye........no worries pal, it's a massy furg 3680, should do nicely for pullin that shark out the top pool,

[braidman]

do you strip the coating off ur stealth chain with ur teeth last time i tried that it cost me £600 at the dentists

[bigted]

i use my buttocks to clench the coating then mince of in the direction of the boat house, it works a treat

[TheDoctor46]

Pmsl :d :d