Whats the craziest thing you've seen on the bank?

[Bl4cky]

I remember about 5 years ago when i was doing a session on a local mere on a saturday night. There's was three of us set up in a woodland chilling out and having a couple of beers and we decided to turn in at about midnight. Me and me mate were sharing a 2 man dillo and so we crashed out. The next thing i knew i awoke with the feeling of being watched. I sat up and looked ath the doorway and saw a shape sat there! i nearly cr*pped me sen and was just reaching for me trusting mallet when the shape said "blacky, it's pob, i've come to see how your doing and i've brought a mate along," this was at 3am and i looked over to my snoozing friend to see that matey had stuffed a dead hare into his brand new sleeping bag!!! I p!@sed meself laughing and in doing so woke up my fishing companion who screamed out in disgust chucking the dead hare out of his bag leaving a little patch of blood where the unfortunate rodents eye was hanging out after a lose lose encouter with a vehicle! My mate pob had walked for about 5 miles to see us after leaving the local nightspot and picked up harry the hare on the way! he then proceeded to disappear and the next thing we heard was a buzzer bleeping. pob had gone skinny dipping and caught my mates line with his foot! after some serious verbals he sloped off into the bushes were he slept naked under an oak tree! An eventful night was had by all!!!

[TheDoctor46]

Some funny ones here mate

When things go bump in the night.

[Bl4cky]

agreed. the one by wooly's mint!

[philpot]

The Crazyest Thing I Have Seen Is A Little Asian Man Carrying Kababs And Pizzas To Other Fisher Man... Can You Belive Local Pizza Shops Deliver To You Bivvy...... Madness Gents And Thats On A Little Pool Near Alty..........
I Know People Have Told Me Carp Fishing Has Changed But This Is Totally Crazy!!!!!!! What Happened To The Cooker And Beans

[TheDoctor46]

Originally Posted by philpot

The Crazyest Thing I Have Seen Is A Little Asian Man Carrying Kababs And Pizzas To Other Fisher Man... Can You Belive Local Pizza Shops Deliver To You Bivvy...... Madness Gents And Thats On A Little Pool Near Alty..........
I Know People Have Told Me Carp Fishing Has Changed But This Is Totally Crazy!!!!!!! What Happened To The Cooker And Beans

Ha ha my mate Smokey's got every takeaway number in Stoke-Staffs within distance of every fishing pool lol

[philpot]

Well Done To Him, I Must Admit I Did Feel Hungry At Midnite When The Smell Past Me..............................

[TheDoctor46]

Originally Posted by philpot

Well Done To Him, I Must Admit I Did Feel Hungry At Midnite When The Smell Past Me..............................

It gets you like that mate lol

[philpot]

Think i need two rip out the take away page from my yellow pages....
And keep it safe and dry in my tackle bag with my rod licences...
lmao

[TheDoctor46]

Originally Posted by philpot

Think i need two rip out the take away page from my yellow pages....
And keep it safe and dry in my tackle bag with my rod licences...
lmao

LOL

[BigpushyMcphee]

Nothing better than a curry or pizza dilevered to your peg mate try it it's great

[cheshirecarping]

Its pretty common now for one of your mates to have the number for a chinese/indian or a dominos pizza... Fish astbury and you have an indian resturant right on the lake... Beats cooking hands down..

[Wire Tim]

Originally Posted by Bl4cky;60005[B

]...Me and me mate were sharing a 2 man dillo..[/b].

Jesus, i had to read that bit twice!

Originally Posted by Wire Tim

Jesus, i had to read that bit twice!

HAHAHAHAH me too

[philntomo]

Originally Posted by Wire Tim

Jesus, i had to read that bit twice!

Same here!!! Crooked Thoughts Ewwwwwwwww!

Originally Posted by philntomo

Same here!!! Crooked Thoughts Ewwwwwwwww!

or just dirty minds lol ewwwwwwwwwww