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[Bl4cky]

smeegol, rogue trader and a few more heads from my old stomping ground dodd's are due to come as well. can't wait to see you again for a few beers lads

[rogue trader]

Originally Posted by Bl4cky

smeegol, rogue trader and a few more heads from my old stomping ground dodd's are due to come as well. can't wait to see you again for a few beers lads

looking forward to it mate, not seen you all for ages,

[Bl4cky]

it's going to be a good laugh matey.


bet, can you confirm big al for me please

[Bet]

done

[Bl4cky]

cheers bet

here is a link to some piccies of the venue that some may not have seen. the pics are near the bottom of the page

THE U.N.O.(unofficial night out)

[Bl4cky]

add whogotmelighter please bet mate

[Bl4cky]

This is what happens on my drinking sessions...




NOT LONG TO GO NOW

[Blue]

pmsl Blacky......

Look and learn kids, this is what happens to your average male when intoxicated. 5 - 6 days of the week, normal, pleasant, polite, hard working etc......Friday and Saturday night comes, insert anything from 7 pints and upwards....... clothes come off, music on, dance (or at least try) arm wrestle, eat things you wouldn't normally feed a dog, set things on fire (including mates), your mates sister/s suddenly also become very desirable for some reason around midnight if their playing out with you to (it's also very important that they are also very pi**ed to, as normally they wouldn't go there either)....then slowly, throughout the night, they all begin to pass out one by one.....thats when the real fun begins......(shavers, marker pens, spray cream at the ready.....lol)

The moral of the story is; Don't ever be the first to go to sleep when drinking, and never introduce your sister/s to ANY of your mates!

Then there's that extra special feeling in the morning you get when you wake up and think 'oh crap', then all becomes clear as someone always has evidence on a video phone as you see yourself pretending to surf on you mates moms dining table or when you dangled your 'old chap' inside a food blender or something.........

[ChrisKnapper]

Absoloute quality mate... couldnt of wrote it any better lol

Chris

Originally Posted by Blue

pmsl Blacky......

Look and learn kids, this is what happens to your average male when intoxicated. 5 - 6 days of the week, normal, pleasant, polite, hard working etc......Friday and Saturday night comes, insert anything from 7 pints and upwards....... clothes come off, music on, dance (or at least try) arm wrestle, eat things you wouldn't normally feed a dog, set things on fire (including mates), your mates sister/s suddenly also become very desirable for some reason around midnight if their playing out with you to (it's also very important that they are also very pi**ed to, as normally they wouldn't go there either)....then slowly, throughout the night, they all begin to pass out one by one.....thats when the real fun begins......(shavers, marker pens, spray cream at the ready.....lol)

The moral of the story is; Don't ever be the first to go to sleep when drinking, and never introduce your sister/s to ANY of your mates!

Then there's that extra special feeling in the morning you get when you wake up and think 'oh crap', then all becomes clear as someone always has evidence on a video phone as you see yourself pretending to surf on you mates moms dining table or when you dangled your 'old chap' inside a food blender or something.........

[Stig]

Hope its a dry ,mild night as nothing p****s me off more than to have to stand outside in the rain for a cig .

[Bl4cky]

agreed but not to worry stig mate, being a cricket club theres benches and a roof outside covering a seating area for the cricket spectators, it's a proper mint set up down there.

[meremoocher]

Definatley going,can't wait. Is it still the vagrents?As some one said it was nantwich cricket club? Two different venues!!

[Bl4cky]

it's not nantwich cricket club people, different place all together.it's crewe vagrants cricket and rugby club

[meremoocher]

Originally Posted by Bl4cky

it's not nantwich cricket club people, different place all together.it's crewe vagrants cricket and rugby club

Cheers for clearing that up.See you there,I'm the limping bearded old f!!k!!

[Bl4cky]

no probs mate. looking forward to seeing you there