Danny Fairbrass's Tackle stolen....

[oliver reed]

Ahhh Top Tips... quality and inspirational. Such classics as...

"Paint your lawn blue so holiday jetsetters above you think you're really rich and have a swimming pool,"

"A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers"

"HOUSEWIVES: Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can check the stain has gone."

"TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by issuing blind folk with pointy sticks."


Do I win £5?

[steve hurst]

Originally Posted by oliver reed

Ahhh Top Tips... quality and inspirational. Such classics as...

"Paint your lawn blue so holiday jetsetters above you think you're really rich and have a swimming pool,"

"A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers"

"HOUSEWIVES: Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can check the stain has gone."

"TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by issuing blind folk with pointy sticks."





Do I win £5?

Save money, instead of buying expensive toilet paper wipe your **** on a tea towel then simply get your wife to pop it in the washing machine...

Mr Hurst ... humour is often lost on t'internet types ... keep it up ( that's a smiley emoticon ... just in case it isn't clear ).

[Blue]

Originally Posted by steve hurst

Leads costing £1 falling off the clip...

Here's a clever little tip: Always superglue the tailrubbers to the clip...I haven't lost one in ages...

Originally Posted by BRAD

i have never heard anything so f*kin stupid in my entire life why would you superglue it m8 thats bang out of order they are supposed to come off the clip for a reason,the word death rig comes to mind

so you would rather save a few quid than fish safely for carp its people like you mate that give us carp anglers a bad name and the reason we find so many tetherd carp on dodgy rigs

pmsl.....I don't know which one is more funny!!!!!

[BRAD]

sorry ladds i was feeling abit ruff that day hence why i didn"t get it lol
and sorry steve lol


nic