pmsl Blacky......
Look and learn kids, this is what happens to your average male when intoxicated. 5 - 6 days of the week, normal, pleasant, polite, hard working etc......Friday and Saturday night comes, insert anything from 7 pints and upwards....... clothes come off, music on, dance (or at least try) arm wrestle, eat things you wouldn't normally feed a dog, set things on fire (including mates), your mates sister/s suddenly also become very desirable for some reason around midnight if their playing out with you to (it's also very important that they are also very pi**ed to, as normally they wouldn't go there either)....then slowly, throughout the night, they all begin to pass out one by one.....thats when the real fun begins......(shavers, marker pens, spray cream at the ready.....lol)
The moral of the story is;
Don't ever be the first to go to sleep when drinking, and never introduce your sister/s to ANY of your mates!
Then there's that
extra special feeling in the morning you get when you wake up and think
'oh crap', then all becomes clear as someone always has evidence on a video phone as you see yourself pretending to surf on you mates moms dining table or when you dangled your 'old chap' inside a food blender or something.........