[Bl4cky]

FPMSL! the only time i've put water near my rods/buzzers is when i've "blessed" them before i tuck myself up in bed for some kip. When i say blessed i mean tinkle on them. Strange but true. A few years ago me and a few mates were fishing a local big tough water and were having a social and generally just having a bit of a laugh. anyway me mate was giving me some grief over some bird or something so after he went to bed i proceeded to give his set up a golden shower. Well, you've guessed it people. first thing in the morning it rips off and gives him and our first fish off the water. Since then, when the going gets tough i resort to the old blessing to get a fish on the bank!

Idon't think i've ever cleaned my bivvy. what a scroat i am! I grow fond of the various smells and creatures that have or infact still inhabit there. It would be rude to turf them out.

The dog is on the right of the bedchair. I become the dog on a sat night in gregs night come. ring-a-ding-ding the youngest swinger in town