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Originally Posted by stotty
take a mobile incase summit happens i.e gang of chavs are anging round
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Excellent advice. Simply walk a few swims away, place the phone on the ground and use its MP3 player to play happy hardcore tunes. This will cause the chavs to gather together in a huddle around the phone and, thus, not bother you.
Might be worth taking spare batteries too.
Mike.