Guy goes to buy a talking dog, when he gets to the shop he opens the door and is greeted by "all right pall, come to buy me" from a dog sitting on the floor.
" Jesus I've seen it all now" said the guy.
"Ive won Crufts 5 times,been in numerous films,sniffed out explosives at airports,found people buried alive to name just a few things" said the dog.
"Why the hell do you wont to sell this dog" the guy says to the shop assistant.
Shop assistant says "Because hes a lying b*****D".
