AN english man irish man and scotsman get captured by an ancient tribe, they are told that they are goin to be skinned alive and there skin is goin to be used for makin canoe's, they are ask for any last request's before they die,
the english man ask's for ten fit women, the scotsman ask's for ten fit men and the paddy ask's for a folk. ON receiving the folk the tribesman ask's the paddy why the folk, the paddy then starts stabbing him self all over shouting YOUR NOT MAKING A CANOE OUT OF ME!
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