Originally Posted by Teekay

Timothy turns up at school with a cat under his arm, teacher says Timmy why
have you brought your cat into school? Timmy replies, well miss, when I left
the house this morning, I heard my dad saying to my auntie, " Im going to eat
that pussy when the kids have gone to school"

Originally Posted by Teekay

A little guy is sat at the bar when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the
face and says " thats KUNG FU from China" a bit later the thug smacks him
again and says "thats KARATE from Japan" the little guy gets up and leaves
the bar. A short time later he returns and smacks the thug knocking him out
cold and says to the barman " when that t**t wakes up, tell him that was a
SHOVEL from B&Q"

Teekay.